your mama is so fat that - wait she’s not really fat actually she’s kinda hot… hey tell your mom i said hi
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when attractive people compliment me on things i get suspicious because remember when regina george complimented that one girl on her skirt
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This cat is so pretty.
x3:
this is my last d photo
Oh lol
I normally don’t post dicks. But it’s so pretty I need this in my life.
(via im-a-bad-kid)
in seventh grade my girlfriend wrote me a note to break up with me and i acted like i didnt find it and acted completely normal all day and sat with her at lunch and then at the end of the day i broke up with her in front of our whole math class and she said I BROKE UP WITH YOU FIRST and i said wow thats pathetic and nobody believes that and she cried and i watched gay porn in 7th grade anyway so the joke is double on her
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